Jan 3, 2022My 2021 Acceptance Speech“Looking back on this calendar year…” is how a CEO would start her holiday speech, so I’m absolutely going to use analogous language. I call this delusion “manifesting a hyper-specific tax bracket.” 2021 was a year that turned unprecedented times into precedented ones. …20212 min read20212 min read
Oct 8, 2021I fucking forgive youThis letter is for no one and everyone in particular. I’m doling out compassion like Oprah handing out Pontiacs during Sweeps Week — a since-forgotten relic from the since-forgotten broadcast TV era (in case any of you trick-ass zygotes needed a formal explanation). Yes, that’s right. Form an orderly line. Accept…Dark Humor2 min readDark Humor2 min read
Sep 1, 2021Is everyone doing okay?Asking in earnest because I can barely answer the question myself. It’s been almost two years since I could answer this in a concise or even coherent way. …Languishing2 min readLanguishing2 min read
May 13, 2021A Day in the Life (Pandemic Edition)I wrote this a few months ago to document a day in my life during quarantine. Enjoy it, or don’t. I wake up punching the air. In my dream, I am fighting off an entire crowd for a donut or some other very attainable doughy treat. I wake up at…Pandemic2 min readPandemic2 min read
